Thanksgiving
- Logan Phillips
- Dec 10, 2018
- 1 min read
It's a time for family, friends, and loved ones to come together and enjoy each other's company. Well let me tell you something...
That. Is. BULLSHIT!
Whoever thought that bringing together a group of people who all have a sense of entitlement, a loud mouth, and a borderline drinking problem needs to get their ass beat. I dread the holidays. Of course, my family being broken from divorce doesn't help much except in the gift department at Christmas. But I am not here to ask you to pat my shoulder. I am here to ask you how you make it through the holidays? Here are a few things that I do:
1. Hide in my bedroom
2. Stock up on wine and liquor to make the time pass by
3. Go to the doctor a week before and get my medication dosages upped
4. Online shop! Grab your dad's card and say you need it for school ;)
5. Invite a friend over so you can excuse yourself from the dreaded game night table following the nasty, burned turkey.
Let me know below what you do to cope?!





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