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Thanksgiving

  • Writer: Logan Phillips
    Logan Phillips
  • Dec 10, 2018
  • 1 min read

It's a time for family, friends, and loved ones to come together and enjoy each other's company. Well let me tell you something...


That. Is. BULLSHIT!


Whoever thought that bringing together a group of people who all have a sense of entitlement, a loud mouth, and a borderline drinking problem needs to get their ass beat. I dread the holidays. Of course, my family being broken from divorce doesn't help much except in the gift department at Christmas. But I am not here to ask you to pat my shoulder. I am here to ask you how you make it through the holidays? Here are a few things that I do:


1. Hide in my bedroom

2. Stock up on wine and liquor to make the time pass by

3. Go to the doctor a week before and get my medication dosages upped

4. Online shop! Grab your dad's card and say you need it for school ;)

5. Invite a friend over so you can excuse yourself from the dreaded game night table following the nasty, burned turkey.


Let me know below what you do to cope?!


 
 
 

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